2008 June

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …

You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!

Will we play the hulk together??…..I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? …no… why do you wear a bra????!!!

Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Some people die. Others become a teacher…

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

When are you really full of confidence? ………….. If you fart having diarrhoea.

Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

It is red and it taps on the window ……………….. A baby in a microwave.

I like your style … I like your class … but most of all I like your ass

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!