2009 March

Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Pyar karnevale PARESAN ho jate he
Shadi karnevale SHARABI ho jate he,
Divorce denevale DEVDAS ho jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he.

Plz don”t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat ’s’ se ki.
S se SURAJ
S se SUBAH
S se SWAGAT
S se SAAZ
S se SANGIT
Par fir ’s’ se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki ’s’ se hamari SHAADI ho gai.
Aur fir jivan ka arth ’s’ se SAANS,SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur ‘SANKAT’ ho gaya .
To hum ’s’ se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye ’s’ se thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA ke saath,
Rehta hai KIRAN ke saath
Aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.

Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do,
Maa ne kaha paro chod do ,
Paro ne kaha sharab chod do,
Par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do…

New sholay :
scene ( viru ke rishte ki baat )

Jay : Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi, 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai…
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary
bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai …!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?
Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to
nahin milti hai na… Mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi
anban..
Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi
likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar de denge!!
Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le…Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki, koi
sauteli maa nahi….Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu
se shaadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi .