|
A study has proved that all
fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
I want U to know that U are
very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4
a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS
TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
You are one of the most
CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
We've known each other for
quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u
very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
|
|
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
I want to suck you... lick
you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my
mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
In your life, when you wake up
& don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take
you to the EYE SPECIALIST
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
Last night I Got a severe Head
pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
Today, tommorow and forever
there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
If ever in your life u r very
sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4
walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA,
ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA,
HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
This cat, is cat, a cat, good
cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20
cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
Read each word reversely: A
SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER
SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
When are you going to marry me?
I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month
otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
When ur life is in darkness
pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
All ways keep your LOVER'S
photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you
will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice
restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The
Bill
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
The time since I have met u, i
have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
True love is like an pillow, u
can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can
embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and
buy a pillow.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
When u feel sad, to
cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so
cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
Fact1: You can not
touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
You are one of the most CUTE
persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
If today any 1 talks & praises
u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Categories: April Fool SMS |
|
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
Categories: April Fool SMS |
