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HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Plz don’t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur’s own DEAR.

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute. If u edit this, I’m still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I’l tak u to an eye specialist.

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars…
So, if u dont mind……

Can I sell you?

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill

All ways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this…

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your…

book from your bag and study..