You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!




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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…




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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!




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I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …




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You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!




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Will we play the hulk together??…..I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!




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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? …no… why do you wear a bra????!!!




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Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..




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Some people die. Others become a teacher…




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The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.




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You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.




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When are you really full of confidence? ………….. If you fart having diarrhoea.




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Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!




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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!




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It is red and it taps on the window ……………….. A baby in a microwave.




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I like your style … I like your class … but most of all I like your ass