SMS Directory, Love SMS, Friendship, Birthday, SMS

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …

You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!

Will we play the hulk together??…..I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? …no… why do you wear a bra????!!!

Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Some people die. Others become a teacher…

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

When are you really full of confidence? ………….. If you fart having diarrhoea.

Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

It is red and it taps on the window ……………….. A baby in a microwave.

I like your style … I like your class … but most of all I like your ass