Love SMS, Friendship, Birthday, Hindi SMS, SMS

You are so beautiful

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:34:32 +0000

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

I think you are ugly

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:33:01 +0000

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…

Roses are red

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:32:49 +0000

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!

I do not swear

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:32:38 +0000

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …

You have the

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:32:21 +0000

You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!

Will we play the hulk together

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:30:59 +0000

Will we play the hulk together??…..I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

If you did not have any feet

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:30:46 +0000

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? …no… why do you wear a bra????!!!

Why do men fart more often than women

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:30:34 +0000

Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Some people die

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:30:22 +0000

Some people die. Others become a teacher…

The more the merrier

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:30:08 +0000

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

You know when you are really

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:29:54 +0000

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

When are you really full of confidence

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:29:07 +0000

When are you really full of confidence? ………….. If you fart having diarrhoea.

Roses are red

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:28:48 +0000

Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

Roses are red violets are blue

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:27:03 +0000

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

It is red and it taps on the window

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:26:52 +0000

It is red and it taps on the window ……………….. A baby in a microwave.

I like your style

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:26:40 +0000

I like your style … I like your class … but most of all I like your ass

Smile a while and while you smile

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:23:16 +0000

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

If you see some one without a smile

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:16:24 +0000

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

ur snap please

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:16:10 +0000

I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

to see light,look at sun

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:15:54 +0000

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror!

Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:15:40 +0000

Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.

Please remind me 2 remind

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:15:29 +0000

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

It feels nice when some1 misses u

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:15:17 +0000

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1’s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.

SMILE

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:15:05 +0000

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

7 Glances

SMS Directory — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:14:54 +0000

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems