http://www.sms-love-sms.com Love SMS, Friendship SMS, Birthday SMS, SMS Jokes, New Year SMS, Hindi SMS Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:13:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/you-are-so-beautiful/ I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number... http://www.sms-love-sms.com/i-think-you-are-ugly/ Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/roses-are-red-2/ I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ... http://www.sms-love-sms.com/i-do-not-swear/ You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/you-have-the/ Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/will-we-play-the-hulk-together/ If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/if-you-did-not-have-any-feet/ Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.. http://www.sms-love-sms.com/why-do-men-fart-more-often-than-women/ Some people die. Others become a teacher... http://www.sms-love-sms.com/some-people-die/ The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier. http://www.sms-love-sms.com/the-more-the-merrier/ You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea. http://www.sms-love-sms.com/you-know-when-you-are-really/ When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea. http://www.sms-love-sms.com/when-are-you-really-full-of-confidence/ Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/roses-are-red/ Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue/ It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave. http://www.sms-love-sms.com/it-is-red-and-it-taps-on-the-window/ I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass http://www.sms-love-sms.com/i-like-your-style/ Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE http://www.sms-love-sms.com/smile-a-while-and-while-you-smile/ If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles. http://www.sms-love-sms.com/if-you-see-some-one-without-a-smile/ I have a new kodak camera ur snap please... don't move steady smile :) ready click ohh ho those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/ur-snap-please/ to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/to-see-lightlook-at-sun/ Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE. http://www.sms-love-sms.com/talk-2-me-wen-i%e2%80%99m-bored/ Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO! http://www.sms-love-sms.com/please-remind-me-2-remind/ It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u. http://www.sms-love-sms.com/it-feels-nice-when-some1-misses-u/ SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling. http://www.sms-love-sms.com/smile/ 7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems http://www.sms-love-sms.com/7-glances/