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Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdeo Ji se pucha,
ki me nahate samay kya lagaun,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ... !
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Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se dunai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule..
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once there was an
accident where the car driver hit the parrot.
The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home ,
gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .
When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells
"aila!! jail!!!!!! gadi wala mar gaya kya????"
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Hindi Jokes
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri
beauty..
Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
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Ladki apne Bf se:mera
bachha,mera ladla,mera
sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?
bolo baby??
Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!
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Musharraf: Jab main paida
hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.
Santa: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?
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Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
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kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi
mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
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Javed Jaffery proposing a
girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz
don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ!
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What do women cal their
husbands in first 5 yrs?
yr 1 : janu
yr 2 : O ji
yr 3 : sunte ho?
yr 4 : O bunty ke papa
yr 5 : kide mar gaye?
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh
yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford
bole toh Baelgaadi
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agar rupa ki baniyan
pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
agar rupa ki baniyan pahenoge
TO RUPA KYA PAHENEGE
hain
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A Friendship is Sweet when
its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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Kiss is not like
Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
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Gum woh cheez hai …
Wah ! Kya dard hai !
Gum woh cheez hai …
Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai..
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Door se dekha… to Patthar
dikhta tha……
Door se dekha… to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
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Kya bindas hava chal rahi
hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi
nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho
gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
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